COMMITTING TAX EVASION without going to prison.

If you live in New York, we got bad news for you.

Every time you order a bagel with cream cheese, you’re taxed. This is because the bagel is sliced, and that is legally considered a “prepared food.” So, Philadelphia being the most iconic cream cheese brand in the world found a bagel hole-shaped loophole so everyone could avoid the “bagel tax.”